Friday, October 5, 2018

Release Blitz: The Coven Heir by Lily Luchesi



AVAILABLE NOW, FREE ON KINDLE UNLIMITED!



The Dark never dies.
One year after The Company of Clan Munro was defeated, things in the UK Coven are se beginning to be shaken up.
The Princess, Harley Sinclair, is building her potion business and planning a wedding to James Quigley, while still taking lessons from her father, the Coven King.
Her younger half-brother, Nick Smith, is moving to London with three friends ... including Roger Ainsley, the son of the former leader of the Dark.
When a mysterious stranger appears back from the dead, his words of warning of another Dark Clan rising might change Nick and Harley's lives forever.
There's a deathwitch in the Coven, and she has her sights set on the Princess.


EXCERPT:

“Come. Mahon gave me the location of the grave I need to take samples from. Thank God it wasn't
the one you just regurgitated your beer all over.”
They began to walk through the darkened cemetery, and he noticed how perfectly in place Harley
looked with her long black cloak with batwing sleeves. She was the perfect picture of a storybook
witch.
“Can you feel it?” she asked him, voice hushed. “The Darkness is getting stronger.”
Nick nodded. “The necromancer is getting stronger.”
They found the grave. It was across the lot from the four who had been risen before. There was a
Wiccan pentagram at the top, with the inscription:
Caelum Serpens Lynx
22nd March - 31st October
Fortune favours the brave.
Harley was gaping at the headstone. “You have got to be joking!”
“That name sounds familiar,” Nick said, looking at the grave. The years listed said this guy was
born the same year as his parents and had died during the battle that had killed them both as well.
Harley bent down and removed ampoules from her pocket. Nick had no idea where she kept those
things while wearing such a tight dress and blazer under her cloak. She used a broken branch she
found to scrape up some of the dirt and put it in one ampoule. She stepped back, held out her hand,
and Nick saw green energy forming in the centre of her palm. Her father’s bloodline, Clan Munro, w
ere energy manipulators which meant that she could attack people with her life force alone.
“Praemium,” she cast, and the energy shot out of her palm and blasted the headstone into pieces.
Methodically she sifted through the rubble and put a piece inside the second ampoule. She stood
up and said, “All right, let’s go. You probably won’t vomit the second time around.”
Nick didn't respond, as he turned towards the nearby bushes and saw those eerie yellow eyes …
staring right at him.

* * *

Harley couldn’t believe that Caelum Lynx was alive again. Who the Hell would want to raise him
from the dead? He was rotten, but not in a supervillain way. He was a bully, cruel and malicious.
Let’s figure out what’s going on and get him right back in his grave where he belongs, she thought
as she gathered the materials.
When she stood up and spoke to her brother, he didn't respond. He was staring straight ahead, eyes
frozen in fear. She turned and saw why.
Deep in the bushes, glowing eyes stared at them both. The bushes moved, and out popped a sleek,
large cat with black markings and tufts of black hair on its ears. Harley didn't know what it was,
but she sensed magic.
The cat bounded closer, suddenly just a few yards away instead of metres and her nerves were singing.
It wasn’t something that should’ve been loose in London. Perhaps it escaped the zoo? Still, she’d
never dealt with anything like this. They should run, but it could easily overtake them and kill them.
Best to stand still and see if it went away. If not, she’d try some spells on it.
However, her brother was in no rational position whatsoever. Fear had taken him prisoner.
“For crying out loud, Nick, get behind me!” she snapped, yanking him behind her. He was smaller
than she was, so she shielded him fairly completely. She wasn’t a self-sacrificing person, but she
had a natural instinct to protect someone currently incapable of protecting themselves. It was a bit
of a problem, actually.
The large cat bounded even closer, hissing but not slobbering or foaming at the mouth. Harley was
pretty sure it wasn’t rabid, but it was angry … and hungry. Its thick, golden fur was matted, torn
away in some places, and it looked far too skinny.
“If it comes at us, run and get a head start,” she told Nick, who nodded weakly. Slowly, she removed
her right hand from the pocket of her cloak. Holding her fist firmly at her side, she maintained eye
contact with the beast. It was so close she could smell it: the thing needed to be bathed badly.
It looked almost as if it hated her. She knew that was madness, but it was true nonetheless as she
looked in its glowing eyes.
Suddenly, it yowled and ran around them in a semicircle, going for Nick. For some unknown
reason, it wanted him. Harley tossed her brother behind her again, holding her hand out.
“Stupefaciunt!” she cast, but the beast dodged it, now heading for her. In the moment, staring into
its snarling mouth and hate-filled eyes, she couldn’t recall the shielding spell to keep it off of her.
The cat knocked into her, almost as tall as she was when it was on its hind legs, and she struggled
with it, keeping its fangs away from her neck.
Claws dug deeply into her left arm and she screamed in pain, somehow tossing the thing from her.
Adrenaline rushed through her system as self-preservation kicked in.

It began to bound away, and she cast spells after it. One edge of her energy caught it on the tail,
and she took pleasure in its pained yowls, as she tried to control her own pain. She was breathing
hard, and her heart was beating out of control.

Thursday, October 4, 2018

Release Blitz: Beauty's Cursed Beast by Mary E. Twomey




Title: Beauty’s Cursed Beast
Author: Mary E. Twomey
Genre: Fairytale Retellings/Paranormal Romance
Publication Date: October 2nd, 2018

Blurb:

When you push everyone in your life away, sometimes they stay gone.
Going from being Avondale’s Sexiest Bachelor to becoming hideously deformed turns Adam Fontaine into an angry shut-in. Though he’s doomed to mutate into a growling member of the Lupine when his thirtieth birthday comes, he wants nothing to do with enjoying what’s left of his sentient life.
When his last remaining friend hires a nurse to look after him, Adam realizes there’s more to his life than just his impending curse. Soon Adam has to decide how far he’s willing to go to keep the woman he loves by his side, hoping she’ll stay with him through his last days.




Mary E. Twomey lives in Michigan with her husband and three adorable children. She enjoys reading, writing, vegetarian cooking and telling her children fantastic stories about wombats.
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Chapter Three.

A Word from the Sheriff
The musty basement hadn’t been used in at least a decade, and even then, it hadn’t been for the traditional purpose most would associate with dungeons. Adam’s gaze flitted over the first cell, where he recalled engaging in raucous sex with a woman who’s name he couldn’t recall. He remembered the fire in her eyes when she’d asked about his dungeon, and her wild screams of ecstasy when she got to fulfill her daring wish of defiling a dungeon. Before then, Adam guessed perhaps his great-great-grandfather had used the space for its intended purpose.
The brass two-foot tall candelabra lit the way, casting shadows that made Fabrice jump with trepidation. Fabrice didn’t fight him, but Adam didn’t lessen his jerky movements as he threw the old man into the dank, cold and dark cell. “You should know better than to pull one over on me.”
With arthritic fingers, Fabrice brought himself to his feet and held tight to the bars. “Please, Mr. Fontaine. Sheriff Aston does stuff like this all the time. He’s angry that I won’t give him what he wants, so he abuses his power to try and twist me. If it was anything else, I might bend, but not this.”
“Save your stories for someone who cares.”
“You should care!” Fabrice cried out when Adam turned his back. “You should care because it’s your business that suffers. The sheriff makes up tariffs and takes money we don’t have. Then we’re late on paying our mortgage to you. If it doesn’t affect your conscience, then you should at least be upset that he’s gouging your bottom line. How many homes have you foreclosed on in the past year in the West Village?”
Adam paused, and turned his chin to glance at Fabrice over his shoulder. “Too many. But I always abide by the contracts. I wouldn’t force an eviction on your home if you were only two months late. No sheriff would enforce it if I did.”
Fabrice nodded, now that it seemed they were finally getting somewhere. “Yes, but a notice was posted on my property, and you’ll see I was only two months late. And we wouldn’t have been late if we hadn’t had to pay four thousand dollars in an unexpected bridge tax this year. No one can keep up. As soon as we pay the tax, another comes. I’m telling you, many are losing their homes and their reputations because the sheriff is taking money that’s rightfully yours.” Fabrice’s fingers tightened on the bars. “I’ve only been able to keep up because he didn’t give me the newest tariff. Everyone else in the village had to pay, but we didn’t.”
Adam didn’t like being in the dungeon, but he turned to face Fabrice and folded his arms over his chest, resolving himself to hear the man out if it affected his business, as Fabrice claimed. “And why is that?”
Anger flashed in the old man’s eyes, causing Adam to take a step back. “Because Gabe Aston wants my daughter! He’ll do anything, including throwing me in jail, to get at her. When the newest tariff came about, she went to him without my knowledge and agreed to take him up on his bribe.”
“What bribe?”
Fabrice’s voice shook with palpable pain. “He said he would drop the tax on our family if she agreed to go away for a weekend with him.” Fabrice cringed as he gripped the bars, his eyes squinching tight. “I hope you never have to know what it feels like to have someone you value more than anyone else in the world allow herself to be traded like trash and trinkets to a violent swine like the sheriff.” He sniffed, his wet nose running and red. “The eviction notice was just to scare me. The false charges for arrest is what’s truly dangerous, though. If he takes me away and locks me up, then my daughter will have no one, and he’ll win.”
Adam gaped at the old man, wondering how he’d stumbled into such a tangled web that had apparently been going on right under his nose. All he’d seen were the numbers. The annual household income, and the average mortgage price. He hadn’t understood why the people in the West Village couldn’t pay their rent. On paper, it certainly looked like they had the means. He’d assumed they were lazy, uneducated or frivolous, but apparently it had been something else entirely.
For the second time that day, Adam’s doorbell rang. “That’ll be the police. Faster than I was anticipating. Stay here, and I’ll get it all sorted.” He pointed at the old man with a menacing finger. “Never come to my house with this much drama again.”
It was the humble, “yes, sir,” that made Adam cringe. Had Fabrice been petulantly silent or begged for more time to make his case, Adam wouldn’t be able to justify the gruff behavior he’d never hesitated to heap onto strangers. Adam clenched his fists but didn’t say anything. In fact, just for the man’s sweetness, which had no real place here, Adam shut the door without turning on a single light, taking the candelabra with him, and shrouding the old man in darkness.
Adam’s steps were heavy as he stomped up the stone steps. The chill in his house was far more unforgiving in the basement, making the drafty main floor feel like a heated sunroom by comparison. He stalked over to the front door and flung it open. “Sheriff,” he greeted the dark-haired officer, but didn’t invite him inside.
From a single look, Adam had a hard time finding holes in Fabrice’s story. He’d never seen a cop wearing fine leather shoes before. Gabe’s black, coifed hair was perfectly done, and his face was shaved so closely, it looked like a barber had recently done it. He wore four gold rings, each of them shiny, jeweled, and something to stare at.
It wasn’t the opulence that put Adam off – he himself had plenty of baubles in the safe upstairs – it was the bawdy impracticality, and the obvious display of wealth that didn’t seem befitting with the “servant” aspect of “public servant” all cops usually adhered to.
“Do you have the suspect inside?” Gabe adjusted his gold name badge and flashed a perfectly white-toothed gleaming grin at Adam. His uniform shirt was two sizes too small, which allowed him to show off his musculature with the simplest flex.
“Depends. I do a lot of entertaining. You’ll have to be more specific. Who are you looking for, and what’s he being charged with?”
Gabe’s smile fell, and the squat, portly cop standing on the stoop behind him shoved his hands in his pockets. The deputy had part of his shirt untucked, his pants were too big for his shorter frame, and he had a clubbed foot. “You were the one who called in the tip. Surely Fabrice is here. His old beater is still in your driveway.” He jerked his thumb in the direction of the car.
Adam grimaced at the hideous vehicle, and silently marveled that it had made it all the way to his home from the West Village. “What’s he being charged with?”
“Public disturbance.”
“Well, as you can see, he’s not in public, and he’s only disturbing me. I’ll not press charges for that. Show me the warrant, and then tell me why you posted an eviction notice on his property. I’m the mortgage holder. You can’t carry through that process unless I initiate it, and I haven’t.”
The deputy shifted nervously, and scratched an itchy spot on the back of his head. His brown hair was messy and didn’t look like it had seen the inside of a barber in months. “You saw that, did you?”
Gabe didn’t waver, but Adam could see the lie blooming in his haughty eyes as it curled his upper lip. “Must’ve been a paperwork mix-up, then. I’ll remove the notice. I know he’s late on his payments, though.”
“And how would you know that?” Adam folded his arms across his broad chest, not holding back his stature that towered still a couple inches over the strapping Gabe.
At this challenge, Gabe shrank marginally. “Word around town spreads.”
Adam’s puffy upper lip coiled in a sneer. “You posted an eviction notice on hearsay?”
Gabe backpedaled quickly. “I was over their house. I’m dating Fabrice’s daughter, you know.” He adjusted his belt, as if to brag to Adam about the prize he’d nabbed. “Anyway, I saw the late notice in the mail on the table. Thought I’d do you a favor and start the process for you.”
Adam scoffed, understanding enough of the story to realize Fabrice had been telling him the truth. “How about this: if Prince Henry looks into your dealings with Fabrice and his daughter and finds anything shady, I’ll have you throw in your own jail. How does that sound?” He snarled as he fisted the doorknob. “I don’t need a crooked cop doing me any favors, and I certainly don’t need him breaking the law and blaming it on my company.”
Gabe’s jaw clenched as he took a step back, bumping into his partner, who fell backwards off the cracked concrete dais. “I can have the charges dropped, if that’s what you need.”
“I need you to do your job. If you’re not capable of doing that, Prince Henry will replace you.”
Gabe raised his hands, his sneer juxtaposing with his humble words. “Consider the charges dropped. And I’ll remove the eviction notice first thing.”
Adam was about to slam the door in his face, but the cough of an old red sedan caught his attention. He frowned, wishing the outside world would just leave him alone already, but paused his impending tirade when the squeaky car door opened, and its owner stepped out.
Adam hadn’t seen any woman aside from Rory in so very long. She had long legs, which she put to use stomping toward Gabe with a steadiness that belied the tremble in her slender fingers. With a look of brazen determination on her heart-shaped features, she beelined for the porch with an angry story on her face. “Gabe, how could you? Where is he?”
Gabe hopped down the steps and offered her a cocky smile he produced out of nowhere. It had a sideways tilt, and his voice carried a note of bravado that Adam found off-putting. “Here I am, tasty cakes.”
Adam’s face soured at the term of endearment. He didn’t need to know the woman to understand that the nickname didn’t suit her – or anyone, for that matter.
“Where is my father?” she clarified with a ripple of disgust marring her beauty. “He left a note that he was coming here. Why are you here? Where is he?”
Her hair was the color of pure maple. Despite the bun it had been fashioned into, several bits had fallen out, and blew back with the bite of the wind. The snow was deep enough that her jeans would be wet at the ankles, which for some reason bothered Adam. Her gloves were just as tattered as her father’s, but the holes in her winterwear made him irate instead of indifferent, as he had been with Fabrice.
“Belle, calm down. You’re always so tense. Let me give you a ride home. Your face is positively red with the cold.” Gabe leaned toward her with a smarmy grin that made Adam recoil. “Or perhaps that’s a little blush I see.”
Adam felt as if it could be seen from space how much she loathed the man who was clearly making a pass at her – and badly, at that.
Belle didn’t address Gabe, but made her way past him up the porch. When she took in Adam standing in the doorway, her big brown eyes grew impossibly wider. She seemed to forget her mission at the sight of his beastly features, but finally her shrunken voice found the words. “Sorry to bother you, sir. Have you seen a man around here who answers to Fabrice?”
Adam hadn’t been addressed by a beautiful woman in ages. Sure, the kingdom was enamored of Rory’s delicate features, but he’d known her since they were children, and didn’t appreciate her beauty the way the public did. He straightened his posture and wished he’d changed into proper clothes that morning. Or showered. “You’re welcome to come in and wait for him here.”
Gabe spoke for her the moment she opened her mouth to respond. “I’m sure she would rather wait in my squad car. Come on, Belle. We’ll make Rufus ride in back.” He let out a haughty laugh that Rufus joined along with halfheartedly.
Adam held open the door for her and jerked his head to indicate the choice was hers.
Despite her obvious reluctance to be near the deformed man in pajamas whom everyone knew was a gruff shut-in with mental health issues, Belle braved the unknown rather than stay another second in Gabe’s presence. She would take a chance on the monster who used to be a man, rather than stand another second next to the man who was truly a monster. “Thank you, sir.”
The moment she stepped inside, Gabe moved to follow her. Adam stood in the doorway, his barreled chest blocking the path and proving to the arrogant sheriff that he would not be intimidated. While Gabe was powerful in his village, Adam had deep pockets and even deeper connections. “You don’t step inside without a warrant, Officer. You can call to confirm that the eviction notice has been removed, and then I never want to hear from you again.” He slammed the door and locked it, wondering how his day had gone so very off the rails.


Thursday, September 20, 2018

The Coven Heir by Lily Luchesi Cover Reveal





Coming October 5th from USA TODAY Bestselling author Lily Luchesi and Vamptasy Publishing!





The Dark never dies.

One year after The Company of Clan Munro was defeated, things in the UK Coven are settling down, and also beginning to be shaken up.
The Princess, Harley Sinclair, is building her potion business and planning a wedding to James Quigley, while still taking lessons from her father, the Coven King.
Her younger half-brother, Nick Smith, is moving to London with three friends ... including Roger Ainsley, the son of the former leader of the Dark.
When a mysterious stranger appears back from the dead, his words of warning of another Dark Clan rising might change Nick and Harley's lives forever.
There's a deathwitch in the Coven, and she has her sights set on the Princess.




Friday, September 14, 2018

Cover Reveal: Saving Thomas by Cameo Renae


Title: Saving Thomas
Author: Cameo Renae
Genre: YA Paranormal Romance
Cover Designer: Stefanie Saw
Hosted by: Lady Amber's PR



Blurb:

When Thomas is sent on an assignment and goes missing, his friends start to worry. Then, things take a terrifying turn when a package arrives on Alaine’s front porch. Inside, is a piece of a severed, bloody wing, along with a note. The Fallen want Eden—a newly transformed Nephilim with a powerful gift—in exchange for Thomas. They have three days to hand her over or next time, they’ll receive something much worse.
Now, it’s a race against time to find out where they are keeping Thomas, and figure out a way to keep Eden safe.


USA Today Bestselling author, Cameo Renae, was born in San Francisco, raised in Maui, Hawaii, and now resides with her husband and children in Alaska.
She's a daydreamer, caffeine and peppermint addict, who loves to laugh, and loves to read to escape reality.
One of her greatest joys is creating fantasy worlds filled with adventure and romance and sharing it with others. It is the love of her family and amazing support of her fans that keeps her going.
One day she hopes to find her own magic wardrobe and ride away on her magical unicorn. Until then...she'll keep writing!
Happy Reading! Xoxo






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Monday, September 3, 2018

Giveaway: Romantic Fantasy Starter Kit



To celebrate the first book in Grace Draven’s Fallen Empire series, we are helping host a giveaway that also features other first-in-series romantic fantasy books (including books by Nalini Singh, Chloe Neill, Ilona Andrews, Anne Bishop, and Patricia Briggs). You can enter to win this Romantic Fantasy Starter Kit here: 


This giveaway will be open from September 3 until September 19. Good luck!

Books that are included in the prize pack:



Saturday, September 1, 2018

Book Spotlight: Phoenix Unbound (Fallen Empire Book 1) by Grace Draven



PHOENIX UNBOUND by GRACE DRAVEN
Ace Trade Paperback | September 25, 2018

A woman with power over fire and illusion and an enslaved son of a chieftain battle a corrupt empire in this powerful and deeply emotional romantic fantasy from the USA Today bestselling author of Radiance.

Every year, each village is required to send a young woman to the Empire's capital--her fate to be burned alive for the entertainment of the masses. For the last five years, one small village's tithe has been the same woman. Gilene's sacrifice protects all the other young women of her village, and her secret to staying alive lies with the magic only she possesses.

But this year is different.

Azarion, the Empire's most famous gladiator, has somehow seen through her illusion--and is set on blackmailing Gilene into using her abilities to help him escape his life of slavery. Unknown to Gilene, he also wants to reclaim the birthright of his clan.

To protect her family and village, she will abandon everything to return to the Empire--and burn once more.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Grace Draven is a Louisiana native living in Texas with her husband, kids and a big, doofus dog. She is the winner of the Romantic Times Reviewers Choice for Best Fantasy Romance of 2016 and a USA Today Bestselling author. Find out more about Grace Draven online at gracedraven.com.

Thursday, August 30, 2018

In the Shadows (Social Sinners #2) by T. L. Travis

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This review was written by: B
Received: Ebook from Author
Date of Publication: August 17, 2018
Page Count: 202
Rating: 3.75/5

Official Summary:

For Ricky "Stoli" Branson, the stars were on his side.  Social Sinners was headlining their first sold out US tour.  Radio stations across the states were playing their songs, and he'd won the heart of the man he loved.

Everything was going great, or so he foolishly believed . . .

When an accident has them burying one of their own and leaves another fighting for his life, Stoli questions his beliefs.  Or lack thereof.

"Have faith," his mother tells him.  But how can you have faith in something that threatens to take away your only reason for breathing?



My Thoughts:

I loved In the Shadows just as much as I did Behind the Lights, except for completely different reasons.  It's in this sequel where the characters truly shine.  While we did get a strong sense of what the band members meant to each other in the first book and were introduced to their various personalities, I think In the Shadows does an amazing job of fleshing out what makes each man (Joey, Stoli, Diamond, and Mickey) their own individual.  For example, I had no idea Joey could be so shy (shy characters are the cutest!).  Despite reading from his perspective previously and getting into his head, I enjoyed that there is still more to him than what we already knew.  It's because of these reveals that I'm no longer just a fan of the plot but also of the boys it spotlights.  Before, I had little attachment to Mickey or Diamond, but now I'm ecstatic for their stories (especially Diamond's!!!!!).  Diamond's sassy qualities are just too good.

In the Shadows literally picks up a second after the ending of Behind the Lights, which I was both nervous and excited for.  As a fan, I was anxiously awaiting for Stoli and Joey to finally get together, and once the realization of Stoli's harbored feelings hits Joey, the two's relationship immediately strikes a match.  This I thought could quickly turn into a problem.  Yes, Stoli's loved Joey for years, and Joey has strong feelings for Stoli.  However, if they suddenly got together and had a happily ever after simply because Joey came to terms with Stoli's love five seconds ago then everything would have been too easy and frustrating.  Though, I shouldn't have worried, because Travis knew this too.  She still made it so that our love interests were a bit trepidatious yet still determined to make their relationship work.  Everything wasn't all sunshine and rainbows right out of the gate.  There were still a few reassurances that needed to be made and words of encouragement expressed.  I thought this was definitely the way to go so that the story felt more believable and ended up being sweeter.

Speaking of sweeter, In the Shadows definitely had more romance going on (yeah!), which I certainly didn't object to.  My golly!  Ricky and Stoli just couldn't stay away from each other.  I fell head over heals for their devotion towards each other and the way Stoli views Joey as his entire world.  Is it weird that I kept picturing Samuel Larson (from Glee) as Joey?  It felt terribly odd yet absolutely right.  Plus, did Diamond's love interest get revealed?!  I'm beyond words for how much I want that book.  However, for those interested in the process of touring and the band's journey in general that were highlighted in the first book, we absolutely get to continue this adventure, so no need to fear!

I have to give credit to Travis for creating both a fun but serious book.  The way the boys joked with each other, taunting their quirks and relationships, while wreaking havoc, made me appreciate them even more.  Yet, when the time came, they fiercely had each other's backs.  They truly felt like brothers who, while they'd do anything for each other, still played around but all light-heartedly.  Their loyalty and commitment warms my heart.  When they need each other the most, they have no problem dropping everything and being where they're most needed.  In the Shadows reminded me of how great humanity can be.  It's so easy to forget the good in people, but the way strangers, friends, and family in this book came together to support the band after the accident was testament to the wonders of both known love and that of fans.  I'm glad this carried over from the initial installment. 

I have to admit that when I first read the synopsis for In the Shadows, my mind went through the worst case scenarios possible.  I was actually speculating which person would die and holding off reading this because I didn't want to find out.  (I had a horrible feeling it would be Mickey, but I'm happy to report this was not the case.)  I wasn't expecting who this individual would be because of their role, but honestly I'm glad it was them instead of anyone on my list of suspects because I'm not sure if I could have handled that gracefully.  (My heart would have been broken.)

One of my only critiques is the dialogue.  I have this problem in a lot in books, and it's not isolated to this one novel.  (Some might say I bring it up too much.  I'm a broken record.)  You see, I think a lot of the time specific words or phrases sound okay when spoken aloud in real life or in film.  However, I sometimes feel that reading them can be a completely different story, and in some instances, it's possible for them to take on a cringey or awkward property.  Thus, I was sometimes thrown from the story because of such wordage (like "baby" or "dude").  Honestly, this was minor in the grand scheme of things.

Before we end this, can we please just take a second to appreciate Brandon?  He's a precious cinnamon roll who is just too good.  Every single time he comes on the scene, I just gush.  How is he so darling?!  His interactions with Stoli and Joey are EVERYTHING.  Seriously.  This is no joke.  I'm completely ready for more appearances from him.  Give them to me.  Pretty please.